Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.