Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.