Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee