Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Adrian Peterson Jokes More Adrian Peterson Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.