Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.