Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui