Nintendo Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut