Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
How much damage can their Weiner make...
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
San Diego
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
He could really get into the vaultz.
During PRIME time!
Loafers.
10 E's
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Eyebro. I will see myself out.
Sorry guys, moustache!
He foamed at the mouth.
