Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
None. The Democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
None, political idealists can't change anything.
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Dracula.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
Repost
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Uppsala
Sine city