Republicans weren't off of work yet.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
HR Department.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.