Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The democrats do that.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.