Because it needs some bragging rights.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Cereal Boast Crunch
Gruyere.