Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas