Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!