Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers