Boast Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What are we gonna name our band?

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What are they called in America?

Americans.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.