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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.