Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.