They believe in a single-pair system.
He put it up Fur Elise!
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Cause all their pants are half-off
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
An eggnogstic
None. The Democrats do that.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.
