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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.