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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW