Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u