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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything