Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.