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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything