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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u