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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite