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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!