Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Correction Fluid Jokes More Correction Fluid Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Window 10 Jokes More Window 10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry