A Dell.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He accepted eternal returns.
They refuse to have liters.
Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Because I got eye lashes.
A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Addadictomy.
Because Sam sung better than him
They are both dead...
It's the bot that counts.
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Credit to Hampton Yount)
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
