A Dell.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because he kept locking up.
They don't have windows.
Steve Jobs went underground.
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
His grades were below sea level
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
They were making the PC screens unusable.
A lot of countries have been inside her.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Adele
So she could say Hello from the outside.
