Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's an SJW's favorite JRPG?

Chrono Triggered.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Omg Jokes More Omg Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.