Pc Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich