A Dell.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because it was on old croc.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
He had a bad experience with Windows
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because it's not Adele
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They're afraid of change.
Your products are fruity.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Snowballs.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
