A Dell.
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A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
In the computerus.
From PC
Because consoles can't ketchup.
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Because it was on old croc.
I know how to turn a PC on.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
A Dell
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
He had a bad experience with Windows
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
It was a poultry amount
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
It's a Dell.
Scramble
They both hate the French press
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Mas cow.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They don't have windows.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?