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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.