Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.