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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.