The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Shoe laces.
Because they've lost their locks.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Ghetto Blaster
There is correction fluid on screen.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
The Mos Eisley can't even.
Thar's gold in them thar fills.
A Dell.
Because they're not PC
The laundromat.
There is writing on the White-out.