What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell