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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

He has got no beef.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.