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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.