What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.