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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.