What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.