What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.