What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.