Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!