Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!