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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!