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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!