Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!