Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.