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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell