What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.