What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)