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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.