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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.