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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

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What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.