Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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Who is saved?

America

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.