Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!