Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.