Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.