Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.