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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu