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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.