What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!