What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.