What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.