Achieve Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Tsar Jokes More Tsar Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.