Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
50 Shades of Earl Grey
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
He's never gonna give you Up.
Wrong, What are coworkers
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Because you have to change them.
To start some bacon
A pig with a flick knife.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Your chron-tact.
