Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Cancer
Test Tickles
By trying to jump rope.
AU GUYS!!!
Left behind
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
