Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Bernie.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
When it('s not).
Pick on someone your own size.
Wrong, What are coworkers
AU GUYS!!!
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
They broke up.
He pasta away
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Did you try turning me off and on again?
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
