Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Slothages.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
His boss always took him for granite.
Neither one has Jobs.
The changing rooms!
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
A really strong gust of wind.
Get married on his birthday.
The elephantom of the opera!
A jet propelled elephant!
The lanlord!
He needed places to hide the bodies.
CGI Friday's.
Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"
