Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!