Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.