Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction