Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

You might also enjoy:

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.