Rhetorical Question Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.