Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.