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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.