What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.