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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.