What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

Rock

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.