What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.