Ohio
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
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He thought they said internet camp
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.