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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**