What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer