A teabag stays in the cup longer...
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
D(sun)/dt *facepalm*
Student: By Staying at home.
They always egg-cercise!
Incorrectly.
They prefer complete sentences.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A Mississippi cup.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
The teabag stays in the cup longer.