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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

English Rugby Team Jokes More English Rugby Team Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.