Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*