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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.