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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips