Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper