An envelope!
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
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And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Envelope.
