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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing