What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill