What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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