What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.