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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!