What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut