What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling