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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!