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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?