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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

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How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.