How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.