How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.