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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.