Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.