Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.