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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.