What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.