Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.