A harmacist
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
She over doses
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
They both look good hanging from a tree
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
To buy some quack croakaine!
An astronaut.
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
I can't even
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
About 204 days.
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
Tuesday.
