Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!