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Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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Dose Jokes More Dose Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way