A harmacist
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
She over doses
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Stephen Talking.
NTSCindrom
That sinking feeling...
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Red Red Wine!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
A Connosaur
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
To buy some quack croakaine!
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Inxs
With Barnacles (bar nickels)
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.