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Pharmacist Jokes

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

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He thought the bond was ironic.

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What do I look like?

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.