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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.