Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.