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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.