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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.