Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.