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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.