What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.