What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.