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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.