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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.