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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.