What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.