Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Tower defense.
Because they are missing two towers.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
There's 20 of them!
Irrelephant
