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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.