Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates