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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.