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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.