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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell