Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.