Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)