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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C