Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.