Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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Only one, but it takes nine years.

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Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!