Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.