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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?