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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...