I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...
One with everything.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Flappaccinos.
Because they all involve iPatches.
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
