Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...