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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

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