Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.