Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes