Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.