What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.