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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.