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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it