Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Faux Jokes More Faux Jokes

What do you call a fake enemy?

A faux!

What do you call a fake friend?

A faux!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.